Vodka and a large animal tranq dart sounds like a good night, Kenzie and Hale. Also Kenzie forgot the Mr. Darcy movies. Bo is one determined lady.
Let me guess, Porcupine Lady is a desperate woman in love.
Hale doesn’t do wing-man when it comes to hunting. I don’t blame him.
This Black Thorn guy is interesting.
Lauren has a last name; it’s Lewis. I have a feeling that we’re going to find out just what Lauren owes the Ash and why she’s bound to him.
Good thing Kenzie is asking about how the new Ash is chosen. Hale’s adorable.
“When do we turn down a chance for a free party? It’s like I don’t know you anymore.” “Your mom ruins everything.” “Bangers and mash and Mary Poppins.” Kenzie is the best of all. Indeed.
And then the stag shows up at Bo’s house. Why is this not surprising? Jason just started comparing this episode to the Hunger Games. Of course, she wants to see her sweetie first. Even after 80+ years. Of course, Bo starts comparing herself to Sabine. (And we won’t point out the obvious that Bo’s own parents were light and dark fae, only just more royal.)
This Black Thorn publicist is pretty hilarious. He should hang around more often. I love his speech about the need to re-brand the light fae. “An obnoxious vegan.” And Bo gets a pretty red dress out of it. Plus, a date with Trick.
“I know you’re a little sensitive to penis-related rejections.” Hahaha. Of course, Bo’s going to save Sabine’s life. “I wish I could quit you.” Two Gyllenhaal-related jokes. Bo’s really wearing too much eye-liner.
Oh, I love that Hale is rebel in his family. He’s super awesome. Yay for giving him more of a character this season.
Awe, Trick is super sweet.
Dude in green is totally a Colin Firth wannabe. Oh, someone just dropped drugs into Hale’s drink, good thing that Dyson has his nose.
Oh, Bo and her pile of bodies. Heee.
Dyson does have a point. When did Trick become such a Bo/Dyson shipper? Oh, I love that the Black Thorn knows about Aoife and Bo.
It’s invisible man. It’s Haymitch. Cue more Hunger Games jokes. “I can see auras, and you’re hot for Sabine.” Bo is really big on the projection this episode.
Didn’t the actor playing the stag have to show off her running skills? This seems just a little too easy. Yes, indeed it was too easy. Must’ve been some special arrow given that it went through her shoulder and she died. Oooh, they’re totally faking her death. Maybe Hale should’ve actually tried to win this.
Good thing she’s not like bleeding from her wound or anything for that hug.
All I can look at is Bo’s boobs in this scene. Are they talking? Now Bo can be all sad.
Good call about the Black Thorn helping out Sabine, Trick. “It’s more of a gastropub.” Oh, politicking. Hey, it would be great if Bo knew more about herself and her family and why she was orphaned and all that.
There’s the ice cream! Kenzie has the best storytime ever. Lurve indeed. I love Kenzie offering to mess up Dyson’s beard. That’s what bff do for each other.